colourcubify:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

that’s actually a main reason why a lot of hair colourists are women

❤ - I wanna be your girlfriend/boyfriend
♋ - I wanna fuck you
❣ - I wanna go out with you
♡ - I think you're cute
✌ - I think you're awesome
☠ - I think you're crazy
✘ - I don't like you
☢ - I hate you
★ - I think you're funny
ツ - I wish we could be friends
∞ - I wanna marry you
✿ - I stalk you
웃 - do me a baby!
✆- Call Me
✉- Write Me
✵- I Likes You
✲- (insert poop joke here)
✳- Be Mine
❣- I want to be with you forever
❂- Your atomic!
➑- Your lucky!
♛- I, I will be king
♚- And you, you will be queen
☣- I hope you catch leprosy
❧ - I'm going to punch you in your privates
❦- I want to kick your face
☾- Let's make out
☽- I want to feel you up
✖- Let's start a war
₪ - Let's start a nuclear war
♔- I wish you were a porpoise
♕- I will tapdance on your grave when your dead
✍- [insert your own comment here]
Make me happy.

the-fly-on-fire:

lesbianwarfare:

The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.

its really painfully true

golddiggerr:

$$$$

You’re the greatest wife ever. I wish I could marry you all over again.

*sharpens knife*